Ronda here – the “Friday’s with Veronica” posts on Kate’s website – www.daily-tarot-girl.com – is about my favorite thing in the blogosphere. I always save them for Monday to get my week off to a good start. You can’t read Veronica and not come away with a smile and feeling a little better about life…
Seven of Swords: “we should get together for coffee!!!” and other lies…
My evil alter ego Veronica Noir is here to kick some sense into you with her bitchy Tarot reading! Veronica was selfless enough to take a moment out of her busy day of pedicures, naps and boy-toying to write you this snippet of advice. So take it! Or else….
You know when you run into someone you haven’t seen for a while and they say “oooh, we should get together for coffee!” but you know they are totally lying?
Then you say something like “well, I’m free all this week and all next week. Morning, noon and night – I’m open!”
And they say “hmm, yeah I’ll facebook you….”
And then they don’t.
It’s because they never actually wanted to have coffee and “catch up” with you. They don’t give a fuck. They’re just jerking off your ego out of misplaced politeness.
And let’s face it – we all jerk off each others egos out of misplaced politeness now and then. So here’s the deal. Stop saying things you don’t mean just so you can seem more amicable.
We all know you’re a total bitch anyway.
And stop giving a free pass to all those wankers in your life who act all nicey nicey when in reality they’d rather spend an afternoon plucking nipple hairs than drinking coffee with the likes of you!