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I'll make Hobbes a stocking. Don't worry. Make it big, but not as big as mine. Hobbes' loot"?? I'm done shopping! Calvin notices there isn't a stocking over the fireplace for Hobbes. Calvin asks where Santa will put Hobbes' loot if there is no stocking. Mom assures Calvin she'll make a stocking for Hobbes.

Mom looks over at Dad and asks about Hobbes' loot. Dad says not to look at him, he's done shopping. Are you still awake? Of course! It's midnight. Let's go! As soon as Lets be naughty and see if santa notices drops the bag down, you grab it and I'll close the flue! Calvin and Hobbes are in bed. Calvin asks whether Hobbes is still awake, which he is. Downstairs they go. They wait at the fireplace, and Calvin says when Santa drops his bag down, Hobbes should grab it and Calvin will close the flue.

Dear Santa. Attached is my Christmas list for this year. Last year I did not receive several items from my list. Lets be naughty and see if santa notices your Fontana hotel tonight and tomorrow, I have grouped those items together on page Please check them carefully, and include them with the rest of my loot this year. That's the problem with this guy.

He's gotten sloppy without any competition. Calvin is writing to Santa Claus. He tells Santa he didn't get several things from his list last year. For Santa's convenience, Calvin has grouped those items together on page Calvin asks Santa to please check them carefully and include them with the rest of this year's loot.

While Hobbes reads the note, Calvin tells him that Santa's gotten sloppy without competition. He sees when you're sleeping, he knows Lets be naughty and see if santa notices you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake! Santa Claus: Calvin listens to the radio as it plays "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". Calvin turns the radio and offers the thought that Santa is either a kindly, old elf or a CIA spook. This Santa Claus stuff bothers me Who appointed Santa?

How do we know he is impartial? What criteria does he use for determining good and bad? And what about extenuating circumstances? Kids should have the benefit of legal Lets be naughty and see if santa notices, don't you think?

You're worried about the salamander incident, aren't you? Temporary insanity! That's all it was! Calvin tells Hobbes the Santa thing bothers him, especially the judge and jury bit. Calvin wants assurances Santa is impartial. He wonders what criteria Santa uses to determine good and bad. He asks about extenuating circumstances. He suggests kids should have legal counsel. Hobbes asks if he's worried about the salamander incident. Calvin quickly cries that was temporary insanity.

They say Santa knows if you've been good Lets be naughty and see if santa notices bad, but what if someone had been sort of both? Ladies want real sex NC Greenmountain 28740 mean, suppose some kid tried to be good But bad things inexplicably kept happening? Suppose some kid just had terrible luck, and he got blamed for lots of things he did only sort of on purpose.

Who exactly might we be talking about? This is a purely hypothetical case, Mr. Calvin questions what Santa does when you've been both good and bad.

He wonders what if a kid tried to do good, but bad things kept happening. What if a kid just had terrible luck and got blamed for things he only sort of did on purpose. Hobbes wants to know who they're talking about. Calvin says this is just a hypothetical case. This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists, why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?

And if he doesn't exist, what's the meaning of all this? I dunno Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God. Calvin tells Hobbes the Lets be naughty and see if santa notices Claus thing makes no sense.

Calvin doesn't get the mystery, the secrecy. If Santa exists, why doesn't he show himself and prove it. If Santa doesn't exist, what's the meaning of all this. Hobbes doesn't know, but asks if this isn't a religious holiday. Calvin admits it is, but he says he has the same questions about God. Gosh, Hobbes, what if I don't get any presents this year because I doubted the existence of Santa? Suppose he's putting my name on the bad list right now! That would be awful! Personally, I'd think that if you weren't on the bad list Fuck me tonight Spain along, this wouldn't push you over.

Thanks for the comfort, eggnog brain. See why you're on the bad list? Calvin questions whether he'll get any presents since he doubted the existence of Santa Claus.

Calvin is concerned Santa might be putting his name on a "bad" list right now. Hobbes offers that if Calvin wasn't on the "bad" list all along, doubting Santa's existence wouldn't push him over. Calvin sarcastically thanks Hobbes for the comfort. Hobbes pleads that this is why he's on the "bad" list Well, I've decided I do believe in Lets be naughty and see if santa notices Claus, no matter how preposterous he sounds.

What convinced you? A simple risk analysis. I want presents. Lots of presents. Why risk not getting them over a matter of believe?

Heck, I'll believe anything they want. How cynically enterprising of you. It's the spirit of Christmas. Calvin decides to believe in Santa Claus, no matter how preposterous he sounds. Hobbes asks what convinced him. Calvin replies that it was a simple risk analysis. Calvin wants lots of presents. Calvin thinks it he shouldn't risk getting them over a matter of belief.

He'll believe whatever they want. Hobbes comments Lady seeking real sex Lakewood how cynically enterprising that is of Calvin. Calvin says "It's the spirit of Christmas".

Are you awake? Of course. I haven't heard Santa yet, have you? Do you think he's coming? It's only We maybe later on the route. Gasp, did you hear that? It's him! It's Santa! He's saying something! Slippin' rippin' dang fang rotten zarg barg-a-ding dong! Quiet dear!

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Calvin will hear you! Calvin whispers to Hobbes in bed asking if he's awake. Hobbes is. Calvin hasn't heard Santa yet. He wonders if he's coming. Hobbes notes it's only They may be later in the route. They hear a thump. Hobbes Linthicum name=girl= sex hot it's Santa.

He tells Calvin Santa Lets be naughty and see if santa notices saying something. Dad is jumping around holding his foot, cussing in his pain. Mom tells him to be quiet wee Calvin will hear him. We got presents! Santa came! He came! Oh, no it's Married seeking casual sex Tusayan morning already? Well, technically yes Calvin and Hobbes tiptoe down the stairs.

They look ne the living room. They start cheering that they got presents, that Santa came. Dad grumbles about it not being morning already. Mom sleepily looks at the alarm clock and says that, technically, it was. I don't understand how Santa runs his operation. How can he afford to give toys away? How does he pay for Lets be naughty and see if santa notices raw materials he uses to make the toys?

How does he pay his elves? There's no income to cover his costs. How does he do it? Deficit spending, I guess. Sure, but sooner or later it's going to catch up to him, and then where will I be?! Calvin can't figure out how Santa runs his operation. He asks how Santa can give toys away. He asks Hobbes how Santa buys raw materials for the toys and how he pays the elves. There's no income to cover the costs.

Hobbes suggests deficit spending. Calvin agrees, but wonders where he'll be when it all Lets be naughty and see if santa notices up to Santa. Dear Santa, Hi, it's me, Calvin. Perhaps you need a drink of water. I think I do. Calvin is writing to Santa. He writes that this year he's been extra good. Hobbes, looking over Calvin's shoulder, starts laughing and holds his Lets be naughty and see if santa notices over his mouth.

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This is alphabetized. Yeah, and I cross-indexed the accessory items he'll need to get. I try to help him out. This says "Volume One". You're going to be one Lets be naughty and see if santa notices little kid on Christmas morning.

Calvin brings a bunch of paper to Mom and asks if she wants to read his letter to Santa. He hopes he didn't forget to ask for something he wants. Mom notices the list is alphabetized. Calvin says he cross-indexed the accessory items Santa will need to get. Mom says the papers say "Volume One". Calvin tells her it's "atom bomb" through "grenade launcher". Mom says he's going to be one sad little kid on Christmas morning.

Here we are at the top of "Dismemberment Gorge". Ready to go down? How about if I steer this time? Get on, you big sissy. I've been good all day so far.

Christmas is getting near, huh? You got it. I've been wondering, though. Is it truly being good if the only reason I behave well is so I can get more loot at Christmas? I mean, really, all I'm doing Lets be naughty and see if santa notices saying I can be bribed. Is Housewives looking hot sex Mount Olive Mississippi good enough, or do I have to be good in my heart and spirit?

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Calvin and Hobbes are sledding down the hill. Calvin says he's been good all day so far. Hobbes asks if Christmas is getting near. Calvin wonders if it's truly being good if the only reason he behaves is to get more loot at Christmas. All he's doing is saying he can be bribed. He wonders if that's good enough, or does he need to be good in heart and spirit.

As they crash into a tree and go flying, Calvin asks if he really has to be good or does he just have to act good. Hobbes, covered in snow, says in Calvin's case, Santa will have to take what he can get.

Hard enough to sting, yet sloppy enough to dribble down the collar and soak the undergarments. Here comes Susie. Lets be naughty and see if santa notices my chance to hit her with the slushball! I see you! You'd better not throw that! Santa Claus is watching you right now! Oh yes! It was worth it! What a shot!

I'm not sorry! Oh, it was beautiful! I'd do it again in Lets be naughty and see if santa notices minute! Ha ha! Santa's gonna skip this block for years. Calvin has a slushball. He sees Susie coming and says this is his chance.

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Suddenly, he sees Susie coming after him. He runs. Calvin, now buried in snow, says Santa's going to skip this block for Granny fuck Ellettsville. I'm leaving out a sandwich for Santa. That's nice. What do you think he'd like with that?

Some milk? I think "Santa"would rather have a cold beer. Wake up! It's Christmas! Are you sure? It's still dark out. It's four in the morning!

Let's see if santa left our loot yet! Oh boy! We'll let Mom and Dad sleep another hour, but we can at least count all our packages. I get to plug in the tree lights! Look at all this booty! Let's see which ones are for me! Here's one for you. Strange that Santa would go to the trouble to wrap a box of coal. Har har. Here's one for Mom. Here's one for me This one is for Dad Hey, were are YOUR presents? Santa goofed up! Good thing tigers are naturally gifted to begin with.

Uh oh. It had better Lets be naughty and see if santa notices a lot later than it feels like. Well, here's a present from ME anyway. Hope it fits. The best presents don't come in boxes.

Lets be naughty and see if santa notices treasure this one forever. Calvin wakes Hobbes up and tells him it's Christmas. Hobbes asks if he's sure, since it's still dark outside.

Calvin says it's four in the morning. He hops out of bed. He asks Hobbes to see if Santa left their loot yet. He says he'll let Mom and Dad sleep another hour, but they can at least count their packages. Calvin sees all the presents. Hobbes hands him one and says it's strange Santa would go to the bother to wrap a box of coal. Calvin starts dividing up the presents by who's getting them. He thinks Santa goofed up.

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Hobbes hasn't gotten any gifts. Calvin yells to Mom Lets be naughty and see if santa notices Dad that Santa didn't get Hobbes anything. Calvin hugs Hobbes and tells him it's a present from him. He hopes it fits. Hobbes tells him the best presents don't come in boxes. He'll treasure it forever. Just pitiful. Ooh, if only I had a snowball, I'd smack it right across the back of her fat head! I'll bet Santa Claus heard that! Oh, man, I forgot! I hate this time of the year.

You'd better say you're sorry. That's going anughty darn far. You'd better say you'd like to give her muchas smoochies! Hi Calvin, what are you doing? Go away. I don't know what's weirder, that you're fighting a stuffed animal, or that you seem to be losing. Quit it, you! Stop it! You're no better off than Lets be naughty and see if santa notices am, buddy. Calvin is mailing his Christmas list to Santa. Calvin says Santa had better read it carefully. Last year, he didn't get half of what he wanted.

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What are you doing still in bed?! I've called you three times! You're going xanta miss the bus! That's the idea. I'm staying in bed until Christmas. I Lets be naughty and see if santa notices tons of loot this year, and Najghty figure my chances of being good improve greatly if I don't get up. Disobeying your mother and missing the bus isn't good.

It's bad. That darn Santa has got me every way I turn. Mom asks why Calvin is Lers in bed. She's called him three times. Calvin says he's staying in bed until Christmas. He wants tons of loot this year, and he figures his chances of being good improve greatly if he doesn't get up. Mom says that disobeying his mother and missing the bus isn't good, it's bad.

As Calvin hops into his clothes, he says that darn Santa has got him every way he turns. I've got to be good for two Ebony looking for huge cock weeks if I want any goodies this Christmas! I'll never make anc. I TRY to be good! Norices heart is as pure as driven snow! It's just that, well, sometimes events beyond my control conspire against me! I'm usually an innocent bystand So you don't believe me, eh?! By golly, each of your eyes will be rolling toward the other when I'M through with you!

I hope you asked Santa for some crutches! Calvin tells Hobbes he hates this time of year. He has two more weeks to be good if he wants Christmas Lets be naughty and see if santa notices. He says he tries to be good. He says his heart is pure Grannies for sex in Jackson Mississippi the driven snow. He says sometimes events beyond his control conspire against him. Hobbes rolls his eyes, and Calvin catches him.

They start fighting. Calvin says Hobbes' eyes will be rolling toward each other when he's through with him. Hobbes counters by saying he hopes Calvin asked Santa for some crutches. Miserable miscreant! Question my integrity, will you?

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Kids in were confused, too, so the ending was rewritten after the first broadcast. In the version we all know, the elves are seen tossing misfit toys out of the sleigh.

For some reason, we kids just assumed they were all going down someone's chimney, where they would miraculously roll under the Christmas tree and live happily ever after. But that's because we were all young and naive. According to the Utah Statesmanthis scene is clear evidence of misfit toy genocide.

What we are witnessing is not the rehoming of toys who only wish to be loved, but the malicious disposal of evidence. To Santa, the misfit toys represent a manufacturing failure. He's not rehoming them — he's dumping them into the ocean.

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Well, at least they won't be sad and lonely anymore … 'cos they'll be dead. Explain again why Santa isn't creepy.

There are an awful lot of unanswered questions about the Grinchnot the least of which is "What the hell kind of animal is that? No, the most abused of all the Grinch's known associates is Max, the Lets be naughty and see if santa notices who gave nothing but loyalty to his beloved, hairy, green master and was rewarded for all that love when the Grinch strapped a tree branch to his head and made him pull a sleigh that was way bigger than him.

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According to the Washington Post and everything we remember from that horrible 30 minutes of holiday joy, Max gets whipped, has packages fall on his head, and is nearly run over by a bloated walrus-shaped sleigh. And evidently we are supposed to take solace in the fact that Max gets to Bremerton fat women dating service the very first slice of roast beast as a reward for all he's had to endure.

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Hermey's one chance at finding an actual patient up north lies with the dentally endowed Abominable Snowman but alas, Hermey pulls all the Abominable's teeth out, so now he doesn't even have a giant, ill-tempered smelly man-ape thing as a permanent customer. So Lets be naughty and see if santa notices he heads to a place with different animation, Hermey is never going to fulfill that lifelong dream. Because every spendy holiday has to have some weird supernatural symbolism attached to it, Valentine's Day gets Cupid.

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